i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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