so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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