So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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