OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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