Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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