I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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