i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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