I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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