I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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