Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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