Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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