margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I have aggressive nipples.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
