Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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