I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
