your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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