why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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