hotel room ftw
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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