There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Enjoy the penises
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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