I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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