where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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