So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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