Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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