i jhust puked up my retainher.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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