Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My ass is underappreciated
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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