Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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