so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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