How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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