Texts From Last Night

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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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  (908): Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely http://tfl.nu/evtu
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  (310): View more from California

  it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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  (310): it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls. http://tfl.nu/2hrl
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low

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  (615): He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low http://tfl.nu/d44y
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn

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  (419): its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn http://tfl.nu/wwy8
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.

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  (412): he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart. http://tfl.nu/72dk
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

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  (860): She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit. http://tfl.nu/aa9j
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  (760): View more from California

  I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.

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  (760): I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day. http://tfl.nu/8ipd
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  (305): View more from Florida

  So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.

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  (305): So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor. http://tfl.nu/ur1k
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  (509): View more from Washington

  It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!

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  (509): It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me! http://tfl.nu/u8n7
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  (765): View more from Indiana

  This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it

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  (765): This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it http://tfl.nu/dka3
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  (585): View more from New York

  pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.

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  (585): pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable. http://tfl.nu/657k
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  (830): View more from Texas

  So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?

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  Jeans and a nice top.

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  (830): So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law? (1-830): Jeans and a nice top. http://tfl.nu/z19e
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  (518): View more from New York

  Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.

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  (518): Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window. http://tfl.nu/wq4x
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.

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  (804): The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it. http://tfl.nu/wu4y
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on

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  (978): Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on http://tfl.nu/u03s
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