I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
