just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It's shark week go big or go home
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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