dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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