Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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