do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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