she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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