Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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