I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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