Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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