belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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