smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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