just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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