the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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