She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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