But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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