i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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