Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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