You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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