Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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