i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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