I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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