Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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