Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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