Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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