Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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