I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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