I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He better not be in your backpack
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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