how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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