Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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