You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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