Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
