Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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