one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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