It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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